You know you’re out of shape when you have a dream about running at full speed, then suddenly wake up with an excruciating leg cramp.

Grandma and the merchant

Assuming I had said those things, where did it come from?

Twitchin’ your life away?

Apparently allllll the attention and huge paychecks makes it worth it. Kind of. Maybe?

From the mouths of bears

It just freaked me out on a level I couldn’t explain.

Music formats: a journey of inconvenience

Then have a buddy help you carry the damn things out like furniture. Great fun on stairs!

Game savin’

If you’re young enough, you’ve never known a time when videogames didn’t exist.

I think I’m finally old enough to not be offended when I learn that someone was born in the year I graduated from high school.

A facepalm 30 years late

And then I spotted it: that tacky game I made in 1990, the Gulf War one that would be borderline offensive it wasn’t so completely dumb.

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning — it’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead. –Mr. Peanutbutter

Tabula Sorta Rasa

A few months ago I was wanting to stop focusing so much about all the shitty things in the world, so the plan was to post more thoughtful/personal stuff. Well…apparently that’s harder for me to do than I thought! Plus, having that stuff mixed in with my more knee-jerk opinions about politics and religion just […]