You know you’re out of shape when you have a dream about running at full speed, then suddenly wake up with an excruciating leg cramp.
Read MoreGrandma and the merchant
Assuming I had said those things, where did it come from?
Read More Grandma and the merchantTwitchin’ your life away?
Apparently allllll the attention and huge paychecks makes it worth it. Kind of. Maybe?
Read More Twitchin’ your life away?From the mouths of bears
It just freaked me out on a level I couldn’t explain.
Read More From the mouths of bearsMusic formats: a journey of inconvenience
Then have a buddy help you carry the damn things out like furniture. Great fun on stairs!
Read More Music formats: a journey of inconvenienceGame savin’
If you’re young enough, you’ve never known a time when videogames didn’t exist.
Read More Game savin’I think I’m finally old enough to not be offended when I learn that someone was born in the year I graduated from high school.
Read MoreA facepalm 30 years late
And then I spotted it: that tacky game I made in 1990, the Gulf War one that would be borderline offensive it wasn’t so completely dumb.
Read More A facepalm 30 years lateDigital ghosts
Am I happy with the online story I’ve unwittingly left behind? Or does it really matter once you’ve popped your clogs?
Read More Digital ghostsThe universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning — it’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead. –Mr. Peanutbutter
Read MoreTabula Sorta Rasa
A few months ago I was wanting to stop focusing so much about all the shitty things in the world, so the plan was to post more thoughtful/personal stuff. Well…apparently that’s harder for me to do than I thought! Plus, having that stuff mixed in with my more knee-jerk opinions about politics and religion just […]
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