You know you’re out of shape when you have a dream about running at full speed, then suddenly wake up with an excruciating leg cramp.

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I think I’m finally old enough to not be offended when I learn that someone was born in the year I graduated from high school.

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The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning — it’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead. –Mr. Peanutbutter

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Tabula Sorta Rasa

A few months ago I was wanting to stop focusing so much about all the shitty things in the world, so the plan was to post more thoughtful/personal stuff. Well…apparently that’s harder for me to do than I thought! Plus, having that stuff mixed in with my more knee-jerk opinions about politics and religion just […]

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