Birthday Tripping

I planned to take a generous dose of magic mushrooms, sit out on the patio, and bliss my ass off.

A grim comfort

However bad things may seem, there are ebbs and flows to this stuff.

Is pointlessness the point?

How do you get beyond just…existing for no reason? Basically living to die?

Who is this Julienne, and why is she always cutting stuff? #stupidthoughts

You know you’re out of shape when you have a dream about running at full speed, then suddenly wake up with an excruciating leg cramp.

I think I’m finally old enough to not be offended when I learn that someone was born in the year I graduated from high school.

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning — it’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead. –Mr. Peanutbutter