What better way to symbolize the substance and value of a Trump opinion than a fresh dog turd? It’s, like, poetic and stuff.Read More Poop and Politics
Well, pardon my existence!Read More The New Mastodonians
What’s with all the squirrels?Read More Ghosts of CDs Past
Ever get the feeling you’ve been watching the same movie over and over again? We have The Hero’s Journey to thank for that!Read More Disney Déjà Vu
“Uh-huh. Sure. Cool story, bro! Hey look, champagne! Youwantsome?”Read More Soulless in Space
I planned to take a generous dose of magic mushrooms, sit out on the patio, and bliss my ass off.Read More Birthday Tripping
Surely there must be a healthy balance between willful ignorance for sanity’s sake and doom-scrolling out of boredom.Read More Brain fight!
However bad things may seem, there are ebbs and flows to this stuff.Read More A grim comfort
My grandparents were invited to sit in a circle with the medicine men, something very few outsiders were allowed to do.Read More Grandma and the Medicine Men
How do you get beyond just…existing for no reason? Basically living to die?Read More Is pointlessness the point?
Does this mean I have a gadget hoarding problem? Maaaaaybe.Read More Gadget graveyard
“You need to go in the bathroom! Just sit in the dark and stare off into space. You won’t believe it!!”Read More What happens in Amsterdam…
Something in me just wanted to dig my heels in.Read More Learning to say “nope”
RuPaul’s new song “Smile” is a rake dragged across the chalkboard of my soul.Read More Frown
Behold: the 2022 list of misused, bullshitty words and phrases that everyone (including you) should stop using.Read More At last, my petty annoyance has been validated
Who is this Julienne, and why is she always cutting stuff? #stupidthoughtsRead More
And that’s when I saw the broomsticks.Read More So…real-life Quidditch is a thing
We’re never getting that book, folks.Read More Paging George R.R. Jordan…
I guess this is our dumb new reality.Read More Bomb threat pranks: what could go wrong?
You know you’re out of shape when you have a dream about running at full speed, then suddenly wake up with an excruciating leg cramp.Read More