The Death File
A little thinking ahead can save your loved ones a ton of hassle.
Read More The Death FileA little thinking ahead can save your loved ones a ton of hassle.
Read More The Death FileWhat better way to symbolize the substance and value of a Trump opinion than a fresh dog turd? It’s, like, poetic and stuff.
Read More Poop and PoliticsWell, pardon my existence!
Read More The New MastodoniansWhat’s with all the squirrels?
Read More Ghosts of CDs PastEver get the feeling you’ve been watching the same movie over and over again? We have The Hero’s Journey to thank for that!
Read More Disney Déjà Vu“Uh-huh. Sure. Cool story, bro! Hey look, champagne! Youwantsome?”
Read More Soulless in SpaceI planned to take a generous dose of magic mushrooms, sit out on the patio, and bliss my ass off.
Read More Birthday TrippingSurely there must be a healthy balance between willful ignorance for sanity’s sake and doom-scrolling out of boredom.
Read More Brain fight!However bad things may seem, there are ebbs and flows to this stuff.
Read More A grim comfortMy grandparents were invited to sit in a circle with the medicine men, something very few outsiders were allowed to do.
Read More Grandma and the Medicine MenHow do you get beyond just…existing for no reason? Basically living to die?
Read More Is pointlessness the point?Does this mean I have a gadget hoarding problem? Maaaaaybe.
Read More Gadget graveyard“You need to go in the bathroom! Just sit in the dark and stare off into space. You won’t believe it!!”
Read More What happens in Amsterdam…Something in me just wanted to dig my heels in.
Read More Learning to say “nope”RuPaul’s new song “Smile” is a rake dragged across the chalkboard of my soul.
Read More FrownBehold: the 2022 list of misused, bullshitty words and phrases that everyone (including you) should stop using.
Read More At last, my petty annoyance has been validatedWho is this Julienne, and why is she always cutting stuff? #stupidthoughts
Read MoreAnd that’s when I saw the broomsticks.
Read More So…real-life Quidditch is a thingWe’re never getting that book, folks.
Read More Paging George R.R. Jordan…I guess this is our dumb new reality.
Read More Bomb threat pranks: what could go wrong?